Dear BYU Alum,
You told me freshman year was going to be the best.
You lied.
The weekend happenings included:
Thursday -
(cause weekends just start earlier here at Belmont HA.)Reporting - day one in the news room
IT WAS A BLAST
"If you want to be an anchor - cut your hair."
Bummer.
Driving around for hours looking for ward social
Getting lost
Really lost
Singing DON'T STOP BELIEVING -
over and over and over and over......
Ending up on Squaw Peak
None of us had ever been before
Making all of us sweet spirits
Giving up on the ward social the three of us ended up eating at Rio instead
Returning home to cookies from the "friendship committee" because we missed the activity
Friday -
East Coast BBQ
(thrown by any one and every one with a cardi and trust fund
aka NOT ME)
Finally seeing Miss Cate Todd after months
Late night runs to Spoon Me
Luau
(where every person in the western hemisphere gathered for the party of a century)
(Karly, Kourtney, Bliss)
Saturday -
SLC Temple trip
(to avoid the 3 hours of zoobies in P town)
Stopping by to visit baby Dumbo at Hogle Zoo
(the whole point of driving to SLC -
I have been dying to see her for days)


Lunch at Dodo
(always)
Driving as fast as we can back to Provo just to change clothes
Driving as fast as we can back to SLC all the way jamming out to PARTY IN THE USA
Real Soccer Game
Eating more ice cream in one sitting than I ever want to remember
(Dear Hires - you are not overrated)
Sunday -
Late to church
(who starts church before 11 in a college town?)
Feeling really relieved that we missed the ward social
The bishops wife gave the entire ward food poisoning
No joke
She cried for hours
Poor woman
(we have thee best leaders ever)
Going to hear Sister Dalton talk
(great talk)
Bouncing down the stairs will my heels and pink lollipop
(what an idiot)
While being escorted by the Stake Presidents son down on to the floorFalling down the ridiculous stairs at the Marriott Center in front of thousands
Lollipop flying 10 feet in the air
Landing in the tunnel - never to be seen againBYU personnel rushing to my side
Trying to act graceful with blood running down my legs
Wishing I still had my lollipop to console my damaged ego
Apparently the Stake President got a good laugh out of it
Glad I can be remembered
Our lovely roomies left us this weekend...
(still bitter about it)
SO Kourtney and I were forced to introduce each other at ward prayer
We tried to be creative...
Kourtney Lynn Welte was born in sin city
Although it might seem crazy she don’t ask for no pitty
With a house full of girls she had it all down
All the way from her pajamas to her homecoming crown
In high she was the girl we all hated
But don’t worry I promise she’s not at all jaded
Head Cheerleader, Valedictorian and Homecoming Queen
Let me tell ya she really was quite the teen
After high school, she packed up her car and headed for the snow
Where she danced in every single folkdance show
This summer she left me and circled the world
while she traveled with the business program and her dreams were unfurled
Broadcasting with a microphone in tow
This girl will one day have her own show
Not only is she service oriented and sweet
But she’s quite the singer and never misses a beat
While driving in her car she might be on her laptop
So lets all hope she doesn’t get stopped by a mad cop
Running a million miles an hour this girl is always late
But don’t worry boys she’s still open for a date!
Karly Ann Staples is my very best friend
She's one of a kind and a real diamond
She's beautiful and talented and totally sweet
And boys you should know she makes a real good treat
We met each other in London, bunk mates we were
And we realized so many of the same things we prefer
Broadcast Journalism our majors are the same
Some day you just wait she will be full of fame
Student Body President... Karly ran her high school
She's organized and brilliant and an absolute jewel
Just tonight while walking on the Marriott stairs
She had a nice fall and got quite a few stares
See there'll never be a dull moment with Karly by your side
And boys you'd be luck to have her as your bride
This girls got it all together, theres nothing she can't do
If you have her as your friend all your wildest dreams will come true It was pretty embarrassing
But the whole ward thought it was hilarious
Particularly Bishop
So - oh well.
Despite the fact that our roomies,
who we adore,
left us this weekend
(we will forgive you one day)
Kourt and I
(named kartney by our dear friend Billy)
decided we have the best lives ever!
Dear BYU Freshman,
It gets better.
Hold out for junior year.
I promise it will be the time of your life.
And I don't lie -
it's against the honor code.