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Stats.To.Impress.Your.Man

Back by popular demand.

Here is what I have been studying this week.

{one}

Mr. Gisel himself 

(also known as Tom Brady for those who don't follow the lives of Victoria Secret models) 

just set the NFL record for 26 consecutive home wins

{two}

Mr. Gisel's record surpasses Brett Favre's previous record.

James believes this year will be a painful end to Favre's career.

{three}

Double-Double

10 of something + 10 of something else

(ex. a player gets 10 rebounds + 10 points)

After I got that concept down 

James says so what would be a triple double?

I ponder.

That is easy.

100 of something + 10 of something else.

False.

(insert James' laughter here)

Triple Double =

10 of something + 10 of something else + 10 of something else

(ex. a player gets 10 rebounds + 10 points + 10 assists)

Got it?

Me neither.

All you need to know is a double double happens frequently

As for a triple-double?

You get one of those and it's real special.

My newest lingo...

Hey babe...

Today at Forever 21 I got a triple double.

10 shirts + 10 skirts + 10 necklaces.

(maybe he will go for it if it is his lingo?)

James' response?

Doubtful.

{four}

Bad news.

The price of gold has skyrocketed.

Bad for me and you.

Good for your man if he has previously invested in it.

Note to self.

Before asking for anything shiny and new.

Check the price of gold.

Choose a down day.

Your chances may be higher.

{five}

For your calendars.

Auburn and Oregon will be playing in the championship game on January 10th.

(we are talking football)

You should probably plan all your conversations with your man accordingly.

AKA all conversations involving anything other than football 

are off limits on January 10th.

 

 Yes, this tradition has continued.

After our first week with cable

I have officially decided that ESPN replaces GOLF 

as the four letter word during winter.

Out with golf. 

In with watching football and basketball.