S.T.I.Y.M. TIME

[ noun \ˈstīm\ \ˈtīm\]

Stats.To.Impress.Your.Man.

{one}

Football and Basketball season overlap in November AND December AND January

James claims this is not a scheme to get men out of visiting every holiday boutique

I however 

will always believe men purposely plan a game 

every night during the most wonderful time of the year. 

It's their way of sticking it to the woman.

{two}

Syd the Kid 

(cute nickname if you ask me)

aka Sydney Crosby

has a point in 25 straight hockey games

Note to self:

Big deal!

 

{three}

Monday night football is simply a nationally broadcast game.

Don't be fooled it does not mean big football games are only played on Monday.

Monday night football is a hoax.

College games are on Saturday

NFL games are on Sunday

Oh and sometimes Thursday's 

Oh and sometimes Wednesdays.

So if you need to schedule something in between the months of say October and February.

I'd say go with Tuesday.

It seems to be clear so far.

{four}

 Ohio State football players were suspended for 5 games

for trading paraphernalia in exchange for tattoos. 

Big no no!

{five}

Did you know...

The fast forward jump button on DVR and TiVo 

is the perfect amount of time to jump between plays.

Play ends.

Hit the button.

Next play.

No waiting.

We would like to thank DVR for speeding up the four hour game of football

and therefore saving our marriage.